Twitter

To engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activity between 1 or more people.

Dude: Were you just twittering yourself in there?
Dude2: Hell no, I had twitter with your mom.

There is nothing hotter then two girls twittering.

by Unit7 May 27, 2009

Twitter fuck

Twitter fucking is when you are watching a movie and it stops to buffer starts up again and then stops to buffer.. (repeat)

I was watching a video online yesterday and it started twitter fucking every other minute.

by beber, not npklemm September 8, 2010

Twitter stan

Possibly the best people you’ll ever meet. The fun, joking, taking no offense to harmless jokes, funny kind of people on the internet. Twitter is where they are all the time and they never grow tired of it

Hannah: I hear that Lia is a Twitter stan

Kelly: she is. Those are the best people ever online

by Leah69 June 8, 2018

twittergangle

someone that likes to go grave robbing and likes the necro arts. They like to fuck dead bodies.

Guess what? i saw Randy last night and he really is a twittergangle.

by Rimbo Din Din August 6, 2007

twitter-text

1. Sending what would be a twitter in the form of a text message.

2. Sending irrelevant texts for no apparent reason.

Rita: Just left the gym
Juan: Great...Why do I care?

Rita: Just thought I'd tell ya
Juan: Fantastic. I appreciate the twitter-text.

by J. Vinnie Cologne February 5, 2010

Twittergeddon

Describes the biggest FAIL Whale display in twitter history on June 09, 2010 when the twitter website went down worldwide for so long that survivors now qualify for disability pensions.

"I barely survived twittergeddon, but I am afraid I will never see a whale the same way again..."

"I was in this conference with thousands of people happily twitting away their experience when Twittergeddon fell upon us. You could see the despair in people's faces, it was horrible!"

by OnCloudOne June 11, 2010

twitter

A short skinny stick with a feather a the end of it. Used for womans/mens pleasure. Made to tickle the insides.

''Hey babe do you bring the twitter i want a laugh.''

''I couldnt go all the way with the twitter because i kept laughing."

by Neonick12 December 29, 2010