I've got miles to run

A soft way of saying that you are busy and have loads of more important things to do

X:Hey want to come over and decorate the Christmas tree?
Y: Sorry no time for that, I've got miles to run

X: Hey let me call you back later, just got home ....
Y: Don't stress, I know you've got miles to run

by nadestt December 19, 2019

Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.

Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado

by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020

Emil's big tornado

A sentance used to describe a big, juicy, wet, long-lasting, blowing fart.

S:Yooo, I heard someone pull an Emil's big tornado!
A:Cool! I haven't heard it yet.

by Baddie33344 June 26, 2021

juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.

Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......

by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021

Poi vegnu lattu torna

A catchphrase born around the year 2018, first pronounced by a person that goes by the name “Omar Il Grande”, it means in Italian Dialect “ yes ok, then I’ll come back and repaint it”. This phrase was born because ketchup was thrown on a freshly painted wall.

-throws ketchup on wall-
Person 1 : “GUARDA CHE HAI FATTO”
Omar : “Sine poi vegnu lattu torna”

by Hurakan9000 November 22, 2021

The Milk Tornado

The act of sppining the male genital in a circular motion while cum comes out of the dick.

"Did you hear that Bob did The Milk Tornado in sex with his wife?"

by advar February 2, 2022

Toilet's Tornado

when a toilet blows out a huge stream of water, similar to a Geyser

"i underestimated my toilet's power by intentionally taking massive dumps, but then it used 2.5% of it's power, triggering a Toilet's Tornado"

by MyNameIsNotJay April 10, 2022