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Pork Flops

When the labia hangs down just right and at the precise angle of the dangle they resemble thin cut pork chops. If you close yours you can almost smell the pork.
When she dropped her towel and I seen those sweet pork flops dangling between her legs, I knew it was supper time.
by TheGrimQueefer September 13, 2022
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Pork the Dork

The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.
I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.
by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022
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Pork monster

by Choppy Tom October 7, 2022
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pork sword

by suck3 May 18, 2022
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Pork crackling

That’s like, pork crackling level amazing!
by Spicy gremlin addict 334 May 23, 2022
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Pork Nugget

1. An unforeseeable, unpredictable event that occurs when attempting to complete a task or do something cool, BUT produces a result that was even cooler and more rare than you ever thought would happen.

2. Being so incredibly fortunate to feast your eyes on something so unique and rare that you hold that memory dear until you explain it to another believer of ‘the pork nugget’ and share a cheeky smile and eye squint with them.
1. Attempting to throw a ball off a wall into a cup, but it hits the edge of a brick, rebounds off your cousins chin, knocks a budgie off its perch and THEN lands in the original cup. ‘What a Pork Nugget!’

2. When you see the woman of your dreams and think to yourself… ‘ohhh what a pork nugget’
by PorkyBusiness March 8, 2022
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HOT PORK SUNDAE

When a man sticks a banana into the woman’s vagina while she is menstruating and proceeds to ejaculate inside of her and when finished, takes a straw and slurps the contents out.
I told her I wanted dessert and she said make it myself, so I made a Hot Pork Sundae.
by FlatOutWong March 8, 2022
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