Thunder Twonk Two Legged Twat Monkey

The name of a guy, who is tall slim very attractive and a BIG FINESSER. He thinks with his good looks and smooth talk, he’ll getcha.

“Hey beautiful what’s your name, I’m AJ,”.

Oh hi you must be thunder twonk two legged twat monkey because you’re trying to finesse me into liking you.

by PrettygirlBri November 9, 2018

Theidelpyro

The official Sex Machine. Description: Small balls, around 2 inches you could say.

See that theidelpyro over there? Heard he enjoys sex

by Arctixcz January 19, 2021

Thunder punch

A type of punch Bruce Lee invented usually reserved for the lower extremities of a man -- the junk.

Ex A.
Dude, you are being an ass, I'm totally going to thunder punch you in the junk.

Ex B.
Zombie Bruce Lee: Hyahhhhh!!!!11!!!1 (punch)

Me: Fuck, Bruce Lee's motherfucking zombie just gave me the thunder punch. Now I have ball hurt.

by Bubalzibubba March 20, 2008

cum guzzling thunder-cunt

one who sucks the dick, and ejoys the tingly sensation of seman in her mouth

That cum guzzling thunder-cunt Olivia, not only took my load but she swallowed that shit.

by Tyler Foster March 15, 2008

Chocolate Thunder

Taking a shit in bad weather

Brogan took a chocolate thunder last night. Was wild

by Arthwani June 20, 2011

Thunder Thighs

Really fat thighs that have super gross dimples and wrinkles or "cellulite" and jiggle in every single direction possible and clapping together which makes them jiggle even more, causing extreme hatrid toward the fat ass for having such fuckin gross thighs which explode with every fuckin step. Thighs of this size are known to cause extreme damage to any chairs and make you laugh really hard.

Dude: dude check out that ladies thighs!
Other dude: JESUS CHRIST THOSE ARE THUNDER THIGHS!

by Dev B. November 7, 2006

Thunder Wookie

A cool SOB, who smacks skinny guys with nipple rings around for fun.

Did you see that thunder wookie slap that guy. His hand almost went thru his chest.

by Thunder Wookie August 18, 2009