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Alaskan Lemonade Stand

When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat
The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.
by LeStranger Danger May 7, 2022
mugGet the Alaskan Lemonade Standmug.

[STAND]

an entity psychically generated by its owner.
by memeboi6942 May 4, 2021
mugGet the [STAND]mug.

Standing like a beauty

Being cold.
Layla: “I’m really standing like a beauty, can I borrow your coat?.”
Lilith: “Oh, of course, here.”
by LoreLass_arr April 25, 2025
mugGet the Standing like a beautymug.

Stand upright

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Player 1. Hey wanna play some stand upright

Player 2. You mean shutdown simulator?
by Flarecharger May 25, 2022
mugGet the Stand uprightmug.

Please stand by

Amanda’s song (OKAYCAVE). Literally owns the rights to the song. There’s nothing more to it
Have you heard the song please stand by by chase atlantic?

Yeah that’s AMANDAs song. You know OKAYCAVE on twitter
by Xxchaseatlanticxx November 13, 2021
mugGet the Please stand bymug.

standing on business

Ignoring and maintaining zero contact with your ex AT ALL COSTS (even if they reach out to you first)
- ding -
Ex: hey babe i rlly miss you i wish u would take me back
You: - block - (bitch I’m standing on business know idk what you thought this was)
- you go to the club -
Ex: u aint see my msg?
You: - walks away and avoids eye contact - (bc you’re standing on business)
by bootysnatcher788 November 26, 2023
mugGet the standing on businessmug.

jersey shore stand

a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again
I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.
by LGAKHC May 27, 2010
mugGet the jersey shore standmug.

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