Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.

He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.

by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020

sleep squeaks

When someone lets out a high pitched fart in their sleep.

"Man, my girlfriend kept letting out sleep squeaks all night!"

by SleepSqueaks November 30, 2009

Trying to sleep

The state during which one masters the art of naps, procrastination and excuses while being exposed to laughably high levels of stress, repeated mental breakdowns and a lack of social life. Also known as IB.

Random guy: "Hey Lucas, have you done th- "
Lucas: "Idk man, I'm trying to sleep."

by breadakita March 10, 2020

Sleeping-Bags

The dark circles that form around your eye due to lack of sleep and stress.

"Bro I worked 65 hours this week, I got the 'sleeping-bags'"

by thecaliwayHCO December 24, 2014

Sleep mode

when putting on some comfy clothes and wash my face and brush my teeth and watch some good ass satisfying shit 🤝

Jonathan i’m going to my sleep mode.

by tehee.com April 19, 2019

Wal/Sleep

The most brain dead person alive.
This person can think about things so good and not at the same time.
He can start doing algebra for you and start talking enchantment table.
He has a lot of things about him:
Brain dead
Insomnia
Insomnia
Insomnia
Insomnia
and also Insomnia

Balls - Wal/Sleep

by InsomniacIdiot November 28, 2021

Sleep on the Throne

A way of telling someone you would like to have sex. If someone asks you this, they see you as a very respectful person. Someone even higher than themself in the social setting. If someone is to ask you this, it is a great honor. It also means they are looking to pleasure you more than they are trying to pleasure themself. If someone is to ask you this, I would say yes.

OH MY GOD, Jeremy asked me to sleep on the throne with him.

by Lakelyn Busbee November 3, 2018