Pasty Puff

A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.

"Check out Pasty Puff over there double fisting pizza and starbursts like diabetes doesn't exist."

by kfc4life November 5, 2023

jet puff

A hit of meth or cocaine.

That guy must be taking jet puffs, he’s been up all night trying to replace the brakes on his truck.

by Impavida23 January 21, 2024

jet puff

A hit of meth or cocaine.

That guy must be taking jet puffs, he’s been up all night trying to replace the brakes on his truck.

by Impavida23 January 21, 2024

puff rice

The act of ones member embellishing that of puffed rice

Bro that kid hella has a puff rice

by wormholefinder February 4, 2024

Puff

A British term that was used in and before the 80s towards homosexuals, in a homophobic manor

Jane: oh you absolutely puff
MrsJon: you can’t say that, it’s homophobic

by Pac-Man101 April 14, 2023

Puff dog

Origin: Trader Joe's
Definition: The coward's sausage roll.

Just tried this new 'puff dog' thing... tasted horrible

by StringedGuitar17 April 16, 2023

Suck & Puff

When you suck a fart out of an ass with a straw (insert approximately 1/3rd of a straw length) and then blow the fart back into their face, through the straw.

Took girl named KY home from the bar. She proceeded to hit me with a suck & puff. That fart smelled and tasted like my dinner. Now we’re married.

by Sweats11537 April 22, 2023