ur mum

The person who gave birth to you that I shagged last night

you: haha nerd

me: I fucked ur mum

by weinerstrainer July 4, 2021

Mum

The woman that gave birth to you and always wins a fight but secretly doing that because she loves u

*Fighting*
Mum:YOU KNOW THAT I CARRIED YOU FOR 9 MONTHS?!?!

by Kayia online January 11, 2020

your mum

the fatest thing in the world

your mum

by the faace of 1 October 2, 2023

Max's Mum

gorilla looking silly human being, never going to achieve anything in her entire life

max's mum is a baddie

by maxs little brother August 21, 2022

Mum's

A shortened version of the popular phrase "On my mother's life".

A: "My dad won the lottery."
B:"I don't believe you, Mum's?"
A:"Mum's fam"

by BBR2 June 3, 2018

Chubby’s mum

Usually a woman who holds one of you children for 9 months while the fathers on a 40 year holiday

You would you like to be my chubby’s mum

by Spike speigel January 27, 2022

MUM

A funny name to call your mom when you are feeling funny.

Kid: Finds 20 bucks in the streets. Goes home.
Mom: Hey Bob!
kid: Hi MUM

by kurma March 13, 2018