by SpaceJamIsMyGay May 14, 2018
by trollmad3 December 22, 2018
“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
- A portmanteau of “male/female presenting” and political ideology, i.e. liberal.
1. A person who acts and defines themselves as heavily liberal but deep down does not actually believe in all the liberal-aligned ideas that they preach about, but they say they’re liberal for the clout and social approval.
1. A person who acts and defines themselves as heavily liberal but deep down does not actually believe in all the liberal-aligned ideas that they preach about, but they say they’re liberal for the clout and social approval.
Friend 1: Hey look at those liberal protesters. They must really believe in the cause!
Friend 2: Nah they’re just liberal presenting. They don’t actually believe in what they saying. They just in it for the clout.
Friend 2: Nah they’re just liberal presenting. They don’t actually believe in what they saying. They just in it for the clout.
by theconvoman96 April 02, 2024
when u accidentally slip up your wording and accidentally get lectured for half an hour by ur liberal family member.
“i accidentally said the word disabled and got a liberal lecture on why it was offensive by my cousin”
by pictograph August 29, 2023
Medical definition for anyone who lives too close to the world's tallest buildings.
When someone lives in an urban center too long and loses their touch with God.
Individuals that are institutionalized into a government program not designed by the military, such as schools,hospitals, most government programs, whether it be county, state or Federal.
Can be contracted by talking with large groups of these individuals for too long.
It is a mindset given to a person who believes in sacrificing themselves for the good of others. (Supposedly) as long as it benefits them.
When someone lives in an urban center too long and loses their touch with God.
Individuals that are institutionalized into a government program not designed by the military, such as schools,hospitals, most government programs, whether it be county, state or Federal.
Can be contracted by talking with large groups of these individuals for too long.
It is a mindset given to a person who believes in sacrificing themselves for the good of others. (Supposedly) as long as it benefits them.
by Jake4260 October 17, 2023
When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.
Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
by levered_lloyd April 22, 2021