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Seat Hogging

Something that is done on a public train, bus, tram, etc... It is the act of one person finding two free seats, sitting down on one of the seats and placing their bag on the other seat to try and deter other people from sitting down. It is often seen as quite rude and selfish when people are hogging two seats. The main motive is mainly because some people feel uncomfortable about a stranger sat in a very close proximity to them which is understandable but not much that can be done when busy though, better than people standing up.
How dare that kid place a bag onto that seat when the train is this busy. That's seat hogging for you.
by LordJenal December 6, 2022
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Stroking The Hog

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".
Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
by Guhly December 21, 2023
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Bush Hog

A derogatory term for a hick or country lesbian woman
That hick girl kept trying to hit on my girlfriend last night, what a bush hog.
by Sir I March 20, 2024
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sugar hog

Like a Sugar mamma but she’s fat with money
That lady sure is a sugar hog
by Babybackbitch72 June 26, 2023
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Mother Hog

Kevin gets all the dates cause he is mother hog.
by TriniSlutInc. June 14, 2018
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Bong hogging cunt

Someone who jampacks their cones, wastes the sesh and hogs the bong
Timmy buy your own fucking weed and give me my bong back you bong hogging cunt
by Theweedman42069 July 26, 2025
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hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.
Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."
by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023
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