Jingle Finger

(n/v) a holiday finger bang usually given when one forgets to get a significant lady friend a gift.

The level of the jingle finger increases if 1) performed in a one-horse open sleigh 2) performed while one or both of the people hum "Jingle Bells" 3) occurs between the months November through January

Note: It is important to never present the jingle finger as an excuse--it is always to be presented as a holiday treat.

Synonym for Yule Long, which involves a fist of jingle fingers.

Ann: I got you an i-pod for Christmas, Bob!

Bob (in head): Shit! I forgot a present for Ann!
Bob (to Ann): Thanks, girl. I got you something special: a jingle finger. Let's go to my sleigh!

Ann: I'm the luckiest girl in the world!

by John Buckner October 8, 2011

Sushi Fingers

When you fingering a bitch with an unsanitary pussy and afterword your fingers smell like a Japanese fish market.

Dave: Yo bro is it me or do I do smell sushi fingers?...
Anthony: GUILTY ;)
Dave: nice... nice

by 907ization January 17, 2011

bungles finger

See also snipping Bungle's finger

The portaloo was approaching horizontal, so I snipped Bungle's finger and got outta there!

by Diddly January 28, 2004

Nigger fingers

When a big o'l black sum bitch been eatin to much fried chicken.and possum fat when he goes to play ball with his

"home dogs"(more niggers),cant grab holt of the damn ball and it rolls out into the road and just gives us white folks a reason to flattin his black ass and get by with it.

well Lope dawg and Fuzzy top was oout playin ball one day and there friend 25cent just got done eating some fried chicken and some possum fat,then they started playin.fuzzy top passed 25cent the ball an them big black nigger fingers just couldent grip the ball. so he went chasing after it into the road and a truck driver seen him and sped up and knocked that ape back into the trees.

by Floppy Midget Stix July 11, 2009

The middle finger

Kid 1: *does middle finger *
Teacher:Fuck you too
Other kids:oooooooo he need some MILK 🥛

The middle finger
Means '' FUCK OFF ''
or''FUCK YOU''

by Big foot November 11, 2017

cock fingers

finger(s) (rarely toes) that resemble a big, juicy, shaven penis

i must have cock fingers, becuase my girlfriend sucked my fingers last night, thinking it was my cock

by motobuddy October 12, 2006

jungle finger

When a white or brown man dates two or more black girls consecutively.

Demarcus: "Damn, that nigga be gettin black pussy everyday!"

John: "He got jungle finger."

by DNiggerLittle August 19, 2008