A Real Word

A word that has ONE word, and it must make no sense.

Richard: Hey! Have you heard of this word?
Sam: Whats the word?
Richard: It's A Real Word!
Sam: The hell, that's THREE WORDS!
Richard: No! I AM NOT JOKING!
Also Richard: I GOT IT FROM URBAN DICTIONARY!
Sam: Ok, ok, lemme go check it out...

by the man with dumb jokes March 7, 2022

The Real Shits

Getting extremely annoyed or angry with something, someone or circumstances.

My girl got the real shits after I fake chowed her!

by Big Kas August 18, 2011

Real Job

X ray tech. That is the only real job known that mankind. Anything else, including ones that require years of school and decades of training are fake.

Thabk god I am an x ray tech. All I is sit around on the side because its a real job.

by Realjobxraytech January 4, 2018

real talk

1. Straight up, serious, factual communication.

2. Phrase sometimes included in a communication to convey to listeners/readers that the speaker/writer is not joking, and will back up what they're saying with facts or fists. (see example in definition # 8).

3. Phrase commonly used by jackasses who think it makes them sound serious, hard or knowledgeable.

Actual conversation on facebook btwn 2 moms about the apparent size of their fetus' dicks in ultrasounds:

Sharrell: He aint got shit on my sons when I was pregnant...lmao seriously.

Pretty: Man stop playin ma son's dick iz goin to be big azz fuck lol real talk.

by Horace P. Q. Winthropper IV October 30, 2012

Flaggin on real

- when a person doesn’t pull through for plans they made with a real nigga

- or when a person isn’t down to do real nigga shit when they claim there real

jenny said i could pull up tonight but that bitch on snapchat with sum pink hair nigga now at the bar instead flaggin on real...

by Do Or Die 666 August 13, 2019

Real Nigga

A savage no matter where you are or what you are doing can make you laugh. and they will steal you whore

THEY ARE
Big Dick, Handsome,Powerful,Badass,Virgin Stealer, and Pussy Crusher

Person#1: Did you here Kimoni has got another thot.
Person#2 Yeah, and also someone fucked my wife
Wife:Hey I'm leaving you for a real nigga
Person#2: For Who.
REAL NIGGA: FOR ME NIGGA
Person#2: MY WIFE IS THE THOT
Person#1: No shit Sherlock

Person#1: Dude someone with a Big Dick,Handsome,Powerful, and a Badass is fucking my wife
Person#2: That's a Real Nigga like a KImoni
Person#1: OH

by REALNIGGA162 December 11, 2019

Real nigga

Sid

Sid is a real nigga

by Papi slump May 18, 2020