Life wife

When a male lives with a female roomate and they are not in love. It is her civic duty to nag him about cleaning and taking out the trash.
She's is also responsible for giving him input about his life choices ( work relationshipso etc.)

Person 1: I always see those two out together are they dating?

Person 2: no that's just his roomate aka life wife.

by Mo vitt December 15, 2015

Gacha life

A literal yaoi maker where little horny boys and girls go make some inappropriate stuff for their ages.

Person 1:Hey I posted a video on Gacha life check it out man
Person 2: Oh sure *watches video*
Silence
Person 1: you like it?
Person 2: Were not friends anymore man

by Fucking_excuse_me_karen September 20, 2019

postcard life

To live life day by day and to travel the world see new places and meet new people and just to go with the flow and really just live life post card by post card that's what postcard life means to me. -young guy that really just realized the true meaning of life don't take it seriously

Man he really is livin the postcard life exploring the world and enjoying life

by Live your dreams December 21, 2013

cobblestone = life

Cobble stone = life is originated from ssundee a popular Minecraft youtuber for the reason to annoy his friend who did not believe in cobblestone = life

I made a golden cobble stone with 2 hours of my life cause you know cobblestone = life.

by memebean February 4, 2021

Fuckable for life

Keeping oneself on point to ensure you’ll be having sex til the day you die.

Those two bougie folks rock the Tox, go to the gym, and overall stay on point so they can stay fuckable for life.

by Dr. Blabby August 27, 2021

This is real life.

A phrase used to express seriousness, or actuality. When the legitimacy of someone's threatening attitude is challenged, or the realness of an event or sight is questionable, etc., this phrase is used to confirm it. Can be used in place of "for real" or "seriously" or "fo shizzle" or any other phrase of that nature.

Person 1: Girl, I will CUT... YOU...
Person 2: Haha, yeah right..
Person 1: I'm going to cut you. This is real life.

I just got a new car - this is real life!

by velociraptor93 January 25, 2011

Life Preserver

The iris of one's eyeball- notably, the part of the eye that is pigmented with color, said to resemble the shape of a life-preserver.

I'd give it all up, just to take a look at those bright blue eyes again- like Life Preservers keeping me afloat upon an ocean of indifference and desolution...

by rudealbeitreasonable August 11, 2021