Take it to Maury.

When lifes troubles come i whether it be battling with your sexuality, or simple maternity test. Just go and watch Maury, he make life a little better.

Thing 1: I need help with my math homework.
Thing 2: Here take it to Maury.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 March 11, 2019

Take a Morten

When a person spends all cash on cheap Eastern European vodka, gets lost and falls asleep on a sidewalk.

"I bet you will take a Morten on the next party"
"Last weekend I was so drunk, I took a Morten"

by KimKjosnes February 17, 2017

teddy take

a take/opinion that is atrociously awful but said with 100% confidence

Your opinion on the film Whiplash is a teddy take.

by david_2 March 15, 2023

bozo take

Someone that thinks their opinion is good but it’s actually dumb.

Rugger- “Alex isn’t the best twitter spaces host”
Airship- “bozo take”

by Airshiptycoon October 20, 2022

double take

When you're passing someone and make eye contact then look away and look back with the most fucked up face possible.

"Oh shit dude look at this chick. Let's double take her."

by myt October 12, 2014

Take a Lap

What you tell someone to do when they think they're hot shit.

When some twat is showing off: "Easyy hero, go take a lap."

by An Ex-PuckFuckAndChuck April 24, 2009

take it deep

what half of shadow mountain does on friday/saturday night

Ms A: Todd, move up here, now!
Me: WTH? Take it deep
Jamoo: pretty much...

by pretty much? April 13, 2006