TSTB

Too Stoned To Ball - A situation in which one has smoked too much marijuana to enjoy sex.

X : Man, last night's party was awesome, did you get any pussy?
Y : No, I was TSTB...

by ValmontFr March 14, 2011

B.O.A.T.S.

Is an acronym for the words Based On A True Story. Can be used in many different situations, for an example when referring to a film. Might also be used when telling a story or a rumour. If exaggerating, B.O.A.T.S. may be used to guarantee the truth (or some truth) of the story. One should though, observe that there is a thin line between B.O.A.T.S. and T.S. (True Story). B.O.A.T.S. is not always reliable and one should be aware of the fact that there might be a very small amount of truth in a B.O.A.T.S. statement.

Jack - Who came up with the Texas chainsaw massacre story dude? It's really fucking stupid.

John - You shouldn't be too sure about that.

Jack- Why?

John - It's B.O.A.T.S.!

by Cureupt August 18, 2009

tsoaf

The Sound of Animals Fighting

An experimental/progressive rock band.
The band is made up from members of several other bands.

Man: Man, have you heard the new TSOAF album?

Friend: Yeah that fcken doms!

by Frankadelic August 24, 2007

TSW

total shit work

grunt work. the work that is reserved for interns. folding papers, putting labels on things. the work that goes on for hours and makes your back hurt from leaning over a table all day.

the boss left me a stack of TSW to do while he's out

by sinkingship January 22, 2011

salami tsunami

A bar that is occupied by too many men and too few women.

This bar sucks, it looks like it has been hit by a salami tsunami.

by splash May 13, 2005

Tsarpalos

It derives from the Greek noun Τσάπα/Tsapa/Chapa which is a farming tool and from the Greek as well verb Αρπάζω/Arpazo which means "stealing sth"
Tsarpalos refers to a pathetic soccer player who can only take the ball from his opponents because he hits terribly their legs.

It also means "loser"

What the fuck?I Didn't expect he was such a tsarpalos
Johnson took the ball but he barely killed Anderson,for God's sake ..
I know the referee is probably blind.I Can't figure out any other reasonable explanation

by BaFak July 11, 2009

Tsotsi

In urban slang of South Africa, "tsotsi" loosely translated means "thug". It is usually given to gangsters, thieves and liers that is either still young or still a minor.

Also the name of the Oscar winning South African movie (aka. Thug) about a young gangster that steals a car with a baby inside.

That tsotsi stole my cell phone to buy some meth...

by Ebola Monster August 12, 2006