Guru Goggles

Noun. Guru Goggles are not physical. They are metaphorical, and refer to the way in which people become devoted to a charismatic authority figure (like a guru). It refers to the level of intensity to which people become focused on, or attracted to, a guru, beyond anything else; which relate to spiritual bypassing and pathological altruism. The harder someone is attached to a guru, the stronger, we can say, the prescription of their guru goggles, is.

The prescription of his "guru goggles" is too strong. He can't see that the guy is a really bad. No matter what you say, he won't change his mind.

by psdmccartney September 30, 2018

Davis Goggles

When someone goes to UC Davis and because there are so many ugly girls, starts finding mid girls to be really hot.

Friend 1: (looking at mid girl) Yo she’s bad!
Friend 2: Bro she’s mid. Take yo davis goggles off.

by bigleftnut49 May 29, 2024

Arabian goggles

Someone's balls covering another's eyes , to act as goggles.

I'm fixing to give this bitch Arabian goggles. (Put my balls over her eyes.)

by Lol true December 17, 2016

Zoot Goggles

Stupid looking glasses you wear while you're high so it's harder to see your eyes.

Rosie '' Yo did you bring your zoot goggles I wanna smoke tn.''

by gotthismoneyonme September 1, 2019

treatment goggles

when youve had a lack of options of who to sex by being in residential treatment so long that your standards drop to unholy levels. that 5/10 you wouldve never considered now becomes much more attractive. post nut clarity hits hard with these people

"bro, did you really get with Becky??? She's literally chopped."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."

by skeleboner42 January 28, 2024

relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.

bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret

by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014