by Wayneswrld February 11, 2023

When an individual tells dramatically over the top and blatantly false lies, particularly where they are the hero or righteous protagonist, in an attempt to impress strangers.
Usage:
Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?
Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.
Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?
Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.
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by BreadTaken January 12, 2021

Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
by Half Mast May 27, 2021
