ninja awesome

more awesome than regular awesome, to a higher degree of awesome than the average member of society, of or having a high ninjaucity

Jason Kowalski is ninja awesome.
The Philadelphia Eagles are not ninja awesome.

by jKOWAL: master of mayhem November 9, 2005

Mormon Ninja

Person of the Mormon Faith who excellls in everything they do and has above average or superior skills in most anything they do. from athletics, music, work, and everything else.

He is such a mormon ninja. everything he does he is good at.

"you can't beat a mormon ninja at anything"

by Id_spud May 26, 2008

ninja porn

verb: The act of hiding pornographic content in otherwise innocuous material, such as letters or web pages, with the intent of surprising or shocking the recipient.

noun: The pornographic content hid in the aforementioned innocuous material.

Sample Ninja Porn: "The funniest thing happened to me the other day. I went to Fatburger to get lunch. While I was there, I overheard a conversation in the next line over about how breathless, panting gasps accentuated the rhythm of their bodies, writhing together while intertwined in an animal embrace. Though I was intrigued, I decided that the #1 combo was too expensive; I ended up getting just the normal hamburger and a cup of water."

verb: Did you see that? I just ninja porned Alice!

noun: You totally got Alice with that ninja porn; good job!

by Stephen Anthony Uy December 15, 2008

VAG ninja

An obsessive fan of Volkswagen Audi Group cars who can remember all the part numbers for his Golf GTi MK2 off the top of his head.

Don't make fun of his sheddy Golf, he's a VAG Ninja!

by crank_case July 24, 2008

Ninja AIDS

Also known as the common cold. Named for the way it sneaks up on you without warning.

I woke up this morning with Ninja AIDS. I've felt like crap all day.

by Sheriff Lobo February 15, 2005

Ninja Assassin

The greatest movie of all time. There's so much body dismembering and excessive amounts of blood that it keeps you entertained throughout the movie.

Guy 1: Man, i saw Ninja Assassin the other day

Guy 2: Oh me too, there's so much blood i could have sworn i was watching a documentary on PMS!

Guy 1: o.O

by The Notorious Poon Slayer April 15, 2010

ninja conversation

A conversation dominated by verbal grappling hooks and sharpened metaphors that sneak soundlessly into the cracks of the mind. Common side effects include cloudiness, confusion and a general disdain for pirates.

That girl strikes the depths of my cranium with deft hands and my heart with a fingertip touch that seeps down to the very edges of my shadow. (General response to this "ninja conversation" follows with trailing off, averting eyes and mumbling about eye patches and single consonant words)

by vernacular_ninja September 24, 2009