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Girls who use their mouths to take care of their boyfriends or husbands with morningwood
I did my duty for Team Morningwood and sucked Billy's cock when I woke up this morning.
by Billy D. Williams December 13, 2007
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team cookies

are you on team cookies? Team what? *first guy assasinates guy that asks team what*
by The Bankster January 31, 2009
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team elite

Group of retards, thinking they can amount to something actually useful to the people they work with.
Team elite, psh what a bunch of cawck suckers lel
by Cl4p-trap December 19, 2016
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scrim team

Team of players in an online game in a practice match known as a scrim, or scrimage. Most notably used for Fortnite and Counterstrike
by memereview June 14, 2018
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Team Blazing

A group that eats KFC, Is a small group, and is mostly toxic. Although that, they rage when they killed in a video game.
They think they are the best group.
They think that they can beat all other groups in the game.
Oh and Team Blazing shorter is TB.
Example:
Person 1: Hey did you see that group? That group Is Team Blazing!
Person 2: I know right!
by SoNeAR June 7, 2018
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Team Twat

TΞAM TWAT is a small group of anarchists and activists, operating mainly in the South West of England, with no thought about being caught. The group was founded in 2018 and doesn’t look like it’s going to stop anytime soon, according to recent activity.
Person 1: Did you see the Team Twat insignia on the side of that building today?
Person 2: Yeah of course!
Person 1: Israel isn’t a legitimate country.
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The Nub Team

The Nub Team is a way to describe every Dota 2 team composition ever. The following is the usual team composition.

Your Team:

You: doing decently good, sorta bad, or absolutely amazing, depending on your skill level.

Spanish person: read below.

The Cocky: varies per team, but usually one per team. has some KDR like "10/2/0" and killsteals from everyone in the game. They blame you/The Support while ignoring The Noob

The Noob: usually has some KDR like "0/13/5" but ends up never being spoken of by The Cocky as bad, likely because of being friend/in cahoots with them.

The Supporter: usually has some KDR like "2/7/31" and gets yelled at alot by The Cocky for having a bad KDR (though The Cocky always ignores assists) but is still there doing most of the work helping the rest of the team win.

Their team:

Spanish Person: TODOS RATAS REPORT (your name here)

The Spammy: This person is the Their team equivilant of The Cocky. They usually choose a very cheap hero like Sniper, Axe, or Phantom Assasin. Nuff said.

The Rat: This person always is being a rat (rat is a term used to refer acting like a rat: carefully nibbling away tiny bits of structures, and running away at the first sign of danger.) who usually plays as Spirit Breaker.

The Stalker: you are unlucky if you find this guy, usually with a KDR like "7/3/5" and always following you whichever lane you go on.

SNIPER: this person only plays as sniper. Watch out, they will always 1 hit kill you. Because they play as sniper.
Im really tired of being on The Nub Team. :(
I got put with The Nub Team again.
How do i stop being on The Nub Team?
by chisseled diving board April 6, 2017
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