Scrawny Nag

A nasty little piece of shit. Causes many suicides a year.

Backstory:

Scrawny nag lived a very tough and rough childhood. Abused by many different parental figures growing up, he had many scars on his face and body from all the ass whoopings that he endured. During his teenage years, Scrawny Nag resorted to stealing and doing whatever he come up with in his mind due to boredom. Once scrawny nag got caught stealing from the Adam and Eve “Male Pleasurings” isle, he was sent to JDC. Scrawny was severely bullied due to being horrendously ugly. Being called names like “Freak” Scarface” and “SlowAssNigga”. Nobody wanted him when he got out. Nobody remembered him. He was lost. So that’s where the player comes in. The player unwillingly adopts scrawny out of complete pity.

My horse died and now I’m stuck with Scrawny Nag

by CloutRanger August 16, 2022

Speegle-sprawl

Many material goods spread upon a broad surface area within seconds of which there is no logical connection towards the functional interfunctionality. Period.

Ski boots with dog food and old coffee grounds: "speegle-sprawl"

by kjfudge December 2, 2010

strawberry truffle butter

Strawberry truffle butter is when you pull your dick out of the asshole and continue fucking her pussy when she is on her period, and the red/tan buttery substance around her pussy is strawberry truffle butter.

Like truffle butter but while she's on her period. That would make it strawberry truffle butter

by Anonymously Mysterious87 February 14, 2015

Strawberry Shake

1. Have sex with a girl on her period
2. Cum inside
3. Give her a strong hug and shake her up
4. Get a straw, stick it in her, and suck up your "Strawberry Shake"

A strawberry shake is not something you want from Steak n' Shake, but it is the special this month.

by Dick Walski July 28, 2010

Strawberry Blonde

I’m a fricken strawberry blonde not a ginger or regular blonde!!! Some people call me ginger. Some call me blonde but my hair is a blonde with red mixed in get it right bitches!

“She is a ginger.”
“No she is a blonde!”
“I’m strawberry blonde you pricks!”

by Fernc099er October 10, 2018

Chocolate Strawberry

The act of plugging a strawberry, then having your partner eat it with a smile.

You know honey, today is Valentines Day. How about a Chocolate Strawberry?

by SpikealiciouS June 14, 2010

Strawballs

The name of someone whose balls never see daylight. A sexually inactive man.

Strawballs is staying in again tonight!

by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007