Skip to main content

Steven

A Steven is an ugly smugly man who has Alopecia areata and no toes. Also known as the Cleft Foot Bandit. More Commonly called "Steven No Toes". You can often find Steven in his dirty bedroom with his little yippy dog that likes to smell his butt when hes had to much to drink. Steven is known to be lazy. Takes advantage of anyone who tries to help them. Steven is manipulative and abusive towards women and children. Stevens are just hurt people who like to hurt people. Steven is also another word for Bitch Ass MuthafuckAh. Can you blame them? They have no hair, no toes, no real reason to live. Steven should go home and live with his mommy.
As the kids walked through their field trip at the Mutter Museum, they came across a Steven and ran scared for their lives because the sight the weird looking human with no hair or toes was cringy.
by Humpty Dumpty Potato Head December 7, 2023
mugGet the Steven mug.

Steven Callas

CA, USA. • Military • Greek
Don’t be his friend.
Don’t date him.
Don’t marry him.
His family warns the new partner.
Covering his infidelity.
Avoidant Attachment Style.
When he leaves the new partner.
His family will slander your name.
To avoid his accountability.
Breaking the Honor Code of the academy.
Save your time.
Save your heart.
You deserve better.” - Steven Callas
“I don’t deserve you.” - Steven
“We grew apart over time.” - Steven
The other girl couldn’t handle the long distance.” - His sister
“All relationships go to the wayside.” - His sister
by OfficialKarma December 8, 2023
mugGet the Steven Callas mug.

Steven

A man who does literally everything. He works everywhere, is everywhere, is everyone, steven is is omnipotent
"You see that car crash over on 4th?"
"Yeah why?"
"You know who caused it?"
"Steven did it"
by C.T Tracy April 16, 2023
mugGet the Steven mug.

Steven Prieto

Steven Prieto is someone who blows smoke up peoples ass with the intention of lying
Hey let’s go to Tijuana this week im not pulling a Steven Prieto
by Chuck polar bear April 26, 2023
mugGet the Steven Prieto mug.

Camila&Steven

The best couple in the world, but people manage to find a way to stop it. They are so happy but their parents aren't okay with it so they get in the way.
They remind me of Camila&Steven, so happy but people are separating them constantly.
by Xx Dj NeVeTS xX May 1, 2023
mugGet the Camila&Steven mug.

Steven He

A failure whose father swam all the way to China. Still doesn't have 100M subscribers what a failure says his father.
Such a failure

-Steven's dad
1. Once there was a Steven He
by FBIOPENUP123! May 7, 2023
mugGet the Steven He mug.

gank stevens

An alias, 1st used by using part of the person's real name, Steven, then incorporating an adjective of a desired trait of the new alias's persona.
Yo, that Gank Stevens came from outta thin air it seems, but he's supposed to be one of the fastest at acquiring a stolo if u in need...
by Iknewgankstevens December 5, 2022
mugGet the gank stevens mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email