Sloppy Brompton

A Sloppy Brompton is when a man wraps his penis in lunch/deli meats and penetrates a partner (preferably anal). He should get himself to near ejaculation and then pull his still meat-wrapped member out to finish in his partners mouth (mayo). It can be made sloppier by switching holes multiple times before finishing during the course of this activity.

I went to the deli for a quarter pound of pastrami so that later, when you come over, I can give you a Sloppy Brompton.

by gurgleberg December 12, 2011

sloppy jelloppy

A dirty, contaminated, or messed up vagina; a loose vagina. I vagina that's been worn out.

Don't mess with her! She got a sloppy jelloppy!

by JJT09 August 13, 2010

Sloppy Dot

Sloppy dots are orifaces of the human body that have become quite weathered after extreme amounts of sex. This can occur in women as well as gay men.

Also pertains to sluts in both genders

I wouldn't go near that sloppy dot if I was paid!

Yep, she was a total sloppy dot in high school!

by Abmephise September 14, 2010

Sloppy Soup

This term comes from the act of "going down" on a woman and performing oral sex.

I went down on her and had some sloppy soup.

by SL UT March 28, 2009

Sloppy Seconds

To get with a guy right after another girl does. Plain & Simple.

Jessie: "Jesus Christ, Why Is Maura Tryna Get With Evan, My Sloppy Seconds? WTF?"

by jessiesabbb December 19, 2018

Sloppy joe

While in the midst of it, you ask preferably a female to lie on her side and shat. Once it starts coming out (approx 3 inches) you slam her butt cheeks together forming an ass hamburger. You then proceed to open the butt cheeks back up and eat it like a sloppy joe.

I told Steve his breath smelled like absolute shit to which he replied," no shit partner... I just ate a sloppy joe". Shitty bastard....

by Pirates booty April 6, 2017

Sloppy Squirrel

When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.

Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!

by RiggaToeknee October 20, 2020