A person/fraud/bum/ who doubles down on what they say/do but when other people call him out for it with definite proof they call it a joke/rage bait
Person 1: Bro Did u just say your gay? LOL.
Person 2: No? What the hell are you talking about.
Person 1: No u 100% said your gay right now.
Person 3: He didn't I clipped what he said.
Person 2: See u idiot.
Person 1: I was just joking xD
Person 1: Holy Schrodingers ahmed
Person 2: No? What the hell are you talking about.
Person 1: No u 100% said your gay right now.
Person 3: He didn't I clipped what he said.
Person 2: See u idiot.
Person 1: I was just joking xD
Person 1: Holy Schrodingers ahmed
by Fraud Spotter March 2, 2026
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Jason Derulo "aye bro u tryna hang at the park"
THE Chris Brown "nah I'm tryna hang myself"
Jason Derulo "shit not funny Lil nigga"
Chris brown"nah it just ragebait"
Jason Derulo"always on at schrodingers ragebait bullshit"
THE Chris Brown "nah I'm tryna hang myself"
Jason Derulo "shit not funny Lil nigga"
Chris brown"nah it just ragebait"
Jason Derulo"always on at schrodingers ragebait bullshit"
by Goth Retard 500 March 4, 2026
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the scenario where a man cannot get a boner because of high levels of stress and not being able to satisfying one's partner therefore making them embarrassed and most importantly stressed, because the man is stressed about not being to satisfy one's partner, the man cannot get a boner which creates a paradox called "Schrodinger's Boner"
the concept of the paradox was first mentioned in Ted (2024) Season 2 Episode 2.
the concept of the paradox was first mentioned in Ted (2024) Season 2 Episode 2.
Doctor: Are you under any elevated stress?
Matty: Yeah! Not being able to get a boner is pretty damn stressful!
Doctor: Yes it is, and then that stress will prevent you from getting another one, It's a paradox we call "Schrodinger's Boner"
Matty: Yeah! Not being able to get a boner is pretty damn stressful!
Doctor: Yes it is, and then that stress will prevent you from getting another one, It's a paradox we call "Schrodinger's Boner"
by secondoffall March 8, 2026
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That's schrödinger's racial hierarchy
That's schrödinger's racial hierarchy
by jambalayas March 17, 2026
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by BlahBlahBlahIdkjus March 18, 2026
Get the Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker mug.The complete opposite of Schrodingers Asshole. It's a person (Y) who sees something another person (X) said and will either cause a fuss and be offended, or be clever and pretend what the other person said is ragebait while pushing their personal feelings aside. It depends on whether or not the people around them find what X person said was offensive or not.
Bob: Yeah, I don't think chinese food is that good in general.
Jeff: How could you say that?
Bill: Everyone has their tastes, Jeff.
Jeff: Heh.. totally. He was just messing with me to get me mad.
Bob: Stop being a Schrodingers Softie, Jeff!
Jeff: How could you say that?
Bill: Everyone has their tastes, Jeff.
Jeff: Heh.. totally. He was just messing with me to get me mad.
Bob: Stop being a Schrodingers Softie, Jeff!
by ap0q March 18, 2026
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sload·ing /ˈslō-dɪŋ/
(verb) The act of downloading or otherwise loading digital content at a painfully slow pace.
(noun) A download or data transfer that crawls along so slowly it feels stalled, often accompanied by growing user frustration.
sload·ing /ˈslō-dɪŋ/
(verb) The act of downloading or otherwise loading digital content at a painfully slow pace.
(noun) A download or data transfer that crawls along so slowly it feels stalled, often accompanied by growing user frustration.
Essay-deadline, 11 p.m.
Student (texting friend): “The journal PDF is sloading—3 MB left and the progress bar hasn’t moved in five minutes. If it doesn’t finish soon, my citation list is toast.”
Friend: “Ethernet beats dorm Wi-Fi. Plug in before the spinner hypnotizes you.”
Student (texting friend): “The journal PDF is sloading—3 MB left and the progress bar hasn’t moved in five minutes. If it doesn’t finish soon, my citation list is toast.”
Friend: “Ethernet beats dorm Wi-Fi. Plug in before the spinner hypnotizes you.”
by Blake McBride May 13, 2025
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