SIMP SHANNON

shannon is a simp for ebenezer because she always talks about who she loves in a very affectionate way, she also does this for four of diamonds. she doesn’t know what a simp is ❤️

beth: you’re a SIMP SHANNON
shannon: how
beth: *shows this definition*

by notasimphehehe July 3, 2020

Simp

A 0 self-worth man who goes out for pussy that’s mediocre at best. He skips out on hanging with the boys to chase after some girl that will drop him the L within the first 10 seconds of any conversation. He sends her hearts and love emojis as if he has 10 fucking brain cells in his head. Often times they go by the names such as Danny, Brian and Johnny.

-Person_1: “Oh shit, there’s Thomas coming. He’s such a simp.”
- Person_2: “Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here now.”

by stopsimping July 9, 2020

Simp

Anybody named billy Bridgeman that would absolutely dog anything for a bit of tail or any bloke named joe

“Oi that billly cunt is a a simp”

by Bambibrah July 11, 2020

Simp

Simp. A person who does anything including and not limited to, saying goodbye to their dignity, and their friends just so they might be able to have a chance at getting a partner. However most people specify that only males can simp. However you are so very wrong if you believe that hogwash May I direct you attention to Mikasa Ackerman from Attack on titan. She is the one of the biggest simps I’ve ever seen and I’m including Sanji from One Piece so there is no more reason to suggest only males can simp.

(Person 1: Hey Jim I took a look back and I completely disagree, Mikasa is a total simp

(Person 2: No she isn’t Sanji is, only guys can simp, duh

(Person 1: I think you need to seek a therapist because somethings wrong if you only think guys can simp.

by Majoritymars5 July 12, 2020

Simpable

Someone so god damn hot that they're a simp magnet no matter where they go.

"I don't know guys, Markiplier IS a pretty simpable guy.

by _LocaVoid_ July 12, 2020

Simp

Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.

Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."

by Panicking Pancakes July 12, 2020

Simp

Person who puts hoes before the bro’s

Tyler Donald Ducharme is the biggest simp ever

by Tyler’s a simp July 14, 2020