Stoner Spread

An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.

Open up the freezer, dude, I have all the ingredients for a Stoner Spread.

by Angrydriver May 13, 2022

Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021

stoner search

The wandering search of a stoned person looking for food or trying to accomplish a task, often ending in forgetting what they were searching for.

Where did Jessie go? "She's off on a stoner search for oreos and forgot what she was doing. We might have to find her..."

by cmike April 14, 2022

stoner baddie

a bad bitch that also partakes in large amounts of the devils lettuce. aka; a stoner baddie.

“omg she’s such a stoner baddie”
“literally baddie vibes, what a stoner baddie”

by hoebae420 April 15, 2022

stoner-mates

two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.

ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.

“y’all are like stoner-mates”

by hoebae420 April 15, 2022

stoner-mates

two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.

ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.

“y’all are like stoner-mates”

by hoebae420 April 15, 2022

Stoner

Stoners typically work in IT, play video games and watch anime. They smoke a blunt before bed to help them sleep.

You’re such a lil stoner.

by IIcuddyII February 10, 2022