Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud

good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???

by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020

(si-mone-9 to the power of n)

(si-mone-9 to the power of n) is really heavy shit that is a collaborative effort of curtain parties who are bound to play a part without boundaries or bias. Inc.UD

(si-mone-9 to the power of n) is published on(EY605792121FRref.code) *defi.net/definition/Simone-9%25E2%2581%25BF (we had to draw on the power of the enamies) for this one !
The ref.code is yet to be announced, till. ...*not a true site.

by Me : Tracy Grimshaw April 26, 2020

Sione ah ah

Finna bust a nut headass boi. OPM has the best art IMO headass boi. All about that naruto headass boi.

smh

sione ah ah on that sus shit.

by sione ah ah April 28, 2020

Simon

Stupid cucklord

Is that simon? Yeah he's a cucklord

by simon_is_a_dick May 7, 2020

Symone

Symone is one of the best listeners and a good therapist even tho he cant get his own shit together,sometimes he doesn't want attention and wants to be alone but he loves hanging with the bois,he loves druging himself and getting wasted together with his skate,he is a satanic cristian and he loves simping for girls out of his league,he hates seing girls cry and seing girls have their hearts broken,he is an awesome bestfriend,an ok bf because of his lack of expresing emotions and who the fuck knows if he's ever gonna be a husband.

You will be very lucky to have a Symone in your life because he will take care of you like you’re his queen.

Marzia: “I got myself a Symone”
Gilbert: “I’m so happy for you! Keep him close and don’t let him go!”

by 4lica0043 May 18, 2020

Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting

Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.

by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020

Simon

A Simon... A neurosis displayed in children who display RMD (rhythmic movement disorder). Notably following a sibling death. Often found in a bereaved first child.

Mathew killed his brother. His parents had to leave the country, hoping to avoid the growing suspicions of fratricide. Now he suffers from the Simon. Natures punishment

by broken heirlooms May 30, 2020