A condition by which an individual is adversely affected by winter weather conditions resulting in atypical ratchet and/or promiscuous sexual behavior.
It's only November and I see that Seasonal Ratchet Disorder is in full effect.
Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?
Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?
by mn1234 November 6, 2022
Get the Seasonal Ratchet Disordermug. Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.
GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?
PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
Get the Emotional Season Ticket Holdermug. 
by Sh@zam November 26, 2021
Get the Louisiana Seasonmug. Saying someone is a seasoned tictac is a very big insult, as seasoned tictacs are disgusting like put some salt, pepper and chilli flakes on tictacs that would be a nasty concoction.
by Seasoned gal March 27, 2021
Get the Seasoned tictacmug. by MiddleFingers January 19, 2007
Get the festive seasonmug. That time of year when girls wear revealing clothes outside of music festivals, the bedroom or the beach
by thelosttwo01 October 1, 2022
Get the Spooky seasonmug.