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Royal Fail

When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"

Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
by uknationalist1995 October 1, 2022
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royal princess

by Jake Soiwa rth jr ggg June 21, 2017
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Royal Delight

A recognition of royal supervision or awareness
The royal delight shines upon her state of mind.
by Borisgarabachov February 13, 2019
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The Royal Itch

A rash that is only cured by frequenting The Royal ex. The Merino Tavern owned by the Patterson family.
Holy moly bro I’ve got the Royal itch bad today.
by Confirmed ghostie November 29, 2023
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Denver East Side Royals

A Denver based Gang founded in the mid 2010's. Used to be called the "Royal 7," or "R7" for the original seven founding members. Five of the Seven original members have died through violent clashes over the years. Originally known for drug trafficking and and arms sales, they eventually got into prescription drug sales and sex workers as well when they became a Crip set in 2013.

Members wear Royal blue or sometimes purple. OGs will have "R7," seven pointed star, or seven tally marks as tattoos to denote their original heritage. Today there's approximately 150 members along Colfax, Five Points, and North Park Hill neighborhood, but more have been speculated throughout the metro area and Aurora.
The Denver East Side Royals are one of the most violent gangs in Colorado.
by LAtoHouston December 27, 2022
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Royal Russell

all the boys in year 10 22/23 are all leng and the girls are clapped.
Year 11 girls are fake tanned and bright orange and the boys are amazing
you go royal russell?
yh it’s klm
by bigdickdaddy20890982 December 14, 2022
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Royally

Black guy: I royally spliffed that little queer the other day

White guy: haha shut up go get some rights

Black guy: I’ll royally batter u cunt
by Scribz September 19, 2020
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