A thing in poker when you have the king, queen, jack, ace, and 10 and they're the same suit (diamonds, spades, clubs, or hearts). It's one of the best hands you can get.
by kevins5728 January 23, 2019
Yo Mr. White I did a royal flush earlier and I almost ascended.
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
by Dr_poo June 05, 2022
Tie a towel around your neck, hold your scepter (penis), sit on your throne (toilet), and drop the crown jewels (poop).
by Draenoss November 04, 2023
When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
by uknationalist1995 October 01, 2022
Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it
I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.
by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025
by SpiLLsHirE November 19, 2020
The popular battle royal also known as fortnite, created in 2017, attracting millions of people around the world. One of the most famous content creators for this game is the one and only ligma king ninja. The game is currently in it's 7th season.
Person 1: "Hey, you want to go play fucknut balls royal?"
Person 2: "No, I think I'll just play overfuck. Fucknut sucks.
Person 2: "No, I think I'll just play overfuck. Fucknut sucks.
by Fucknut balls royal February 26, 2019