Riley Wood

This guy Riley Wood will take your girl and all da hoes this guy has a massive wood.
Awesome guy overall 😎👍

That guy is packing dont steal my girl i beg he is such a Riley Wood

by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023

Riley

This name has to be the worst names to name your kid like bro…People named “RiLeY” are ugly as f##k!!!! They mean, nasty,uglay and RUDE!! LIKE DAMN.

Unknown: who da f smells like dead sardines
Riley: probs u
Anonymous: riley u smell liek my a$$

by unknownanoymous November 30, 2021

Riley

A man who resembles Justin Bieber and nobody knows why. This species is often short and likes stabbing innocent mothers. If you come across a wild Riley, be careful, he will yell "STAB STAB STAB" and then start punching you. He also will destroy you in a random board game that nobody has have heard of.

"Look it's Justin Bieber!"

"No that's just a Riley in the wild"

by exotictortoise April 14, 2022

Riley

The best boyfriend a girl/guy could ask for. Hes kind, funny, and perfect in every other way. Hes amazingly hot, and will make your heart melt.

Riley is the hottest boyfriend ever.

by Bananana batman September 3, 2018

Riley

A failure

Guy 1: Is that Riley?

Guy 2: Yeah, he’s a failure, don’t be like him.

by タピオカティー May 31, 2022

National Riley is gay day

It's when you get to make fun of any person named "Riley" for being gay

"Hey Riley, you're so gay you tasted the rainbow."

"That's not very nice man."

"But it's National Riley is gay day, therefore making to ok to joke around with you about being gay"

"Oh, alright I understand now."

by Slippy sloppy November 26, 2023

Riley Gaines

a meaningless award given to a loser in order to soothe their bruised ego; participation trophy

"The university's athletics director adamantly refuses to award a Riley Gaines of any kind because he believes that awards should be earned and that nobody is entitled to recognition that they don't deserve."

by Russ Hood July 1, 2025