The Real Shits

Getting extremely annoyed or angry with something, someone or circumstances.

My girl got the real shits after I fake chowed her!

by Big Kas August 18, 2011

A Real Word

A word that has ONE word, and it must make no sense.

Richard: Hey! Have you heard of this word?
Sam: Whats the word?
Richard: It's A Real Word!
Sam: The hell, that's THREE WORDS!
Richard: No! I AM NOT JOKING!
Also Richard: I GOT IT FROM URBAN DICTIONARY!
Sam: Ok, ok, lemme go check it out...

by the man with dumb jokes March 7, 2022

Real Job

X ray tech. That is the only real job known that mankind. Anything else, including ones that require years of school and decades of training are fake.

Thabk god I am an x ray tech. All I is sit around on the side because its a real job.

by Realjobxraytech January 4, 2018

Real 80s

A phrase used to reference an object/person/event in a way that appears to be "out of date". It is a polite way to tell someone there music/hair/car/wardrobe/home electronics/home furnishings are TERRIBLE and they need new ones!

Glenn: Dude,look at that chick over by the bar,she is HOT!

Longo: DUDE, look at her hair, she is "Real 80s" man. Those jeans she has on, in San Diego you never see that style, that's "Real 80s".

by drummerg2 April 11, 2009

Flaggin on real

- when a person doesn’t pull through for plans they made with a real nigga

- or when a person isn’t down to do real nigga shit when they claim there real

jenny said i could pull up tonight but that bitch on snapchat with sum pink hair nigga now at the bar instead flaggin on real...

by Do Or Die 666 August 13, 2019

real mom

A mom who is straight forward, doesn't sugar coat anything, is realistic, and blunt.

She is a real mom. She has problems, but she deals with it.

by MTanai May 6, 2018

Real Nigga

A savage no matter where you are or what you are doing can make you laugh. and they will steal you whore

THEY ARE
Big Dick, Handsome,Powerful,Badass,Virgin Stealer, and Pussy Crusher

Person#1: Did you here Kimoni has got another thot.
Person#2 Yeah, and also someone fucked my wife
Wife:Hey I'm leaving you for a real nigga
Person#2: For Who.
REAL NIGGA: FOR ME NIGGA
Person#2: MY WIFE IS THE THOT
Person#1: No shit Sherlock

Person#1: Dude someone with a Big Dick,Handsome,Powerful, and a Badass is fucking my wife
Person#2: That's a Real Nigga like a KImoni
Person#1: OH

by REALNIGGA162 December 11, 2019