Pasty Puff

A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.

"Check out Pasty Puff over there double fisting pizza and starbursts like diabetes doesn't exist."

by kfc4life November 5, 2023

jet puff

A hit of meth or cocaine.

That guy must be taking jet puffs, he’s been up all night trying to replace the brakes on his truck.

by Impavida23 January 21, 2024

jet puff

A hit of meth or cocaine.

That guy must be taking jet puffs, he’s been up all night trying to replace the brakes on his truck.

by Impavida23 January 21, 2024

puff rice

The act of ones member embellishing that of puffed rice

Bro that kid hella has a puff rice

by wormholefinder February 4, 2024

Poodle puff

Straight up insult. The perfect insult for a toxic masculinity male

"You're such a poodle puff" Sarah said to Kyle as he lifted his weights

by Asiababeaa99 November 27, 2023

southern puff

A person who lives in the south and is incredibly soft

Your a southern puff.

by Gclarke November 27, 2023

junkie puff

To hit one's rechargeable vape while it is plugged in to charge.

"i need a hit but my vape's dead"
"Just junkie puff it once it has a charge"

by Drugrug December 14, 2022