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potato army

A militarized group of Tards
My Retarded cousin wanted to serve the community. I suggested he head to his local comic shop and see about joining the local Potato Army.
by Eighteen22s July 22, 2018
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super potato

many potatoes making one large, unstoppable potato
by Raghooten August 27, 2016
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potatoes are great

potatoes are great means that there cute, awesome, sweet potatoes but if u get them mad THE POTATOES WILL COME AND GET YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING so watch out :)
WOW that person is such a potatoes are great
by unicorn345 May 23, 2018
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Potato pearls

After you shave your ballsack and it's nice a silky smooth.
Ben: just shaved my nuts
Andrew: let's see thoes potato pearls!
by Nerdytits April 25, 2015
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Potato Masher

The act of hiding the evidence that you pooped in a sink or bathtub by smashing your stool with your foot or hand until it has become mashed enough to flow smoothly down the drain. Covering up any evidence that you defiled a bathroom.
I live in a one bathroom apartment but my roommate was using it at the time, so I had to think quick without destroying my pants. So I squatted over the kitchen sink and then proceeded to be a potato masher before my roommate was done in the bathroom.
by Tazo Defines March 2, 2017
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Potato Bagger

The antonym of "brown bagger", A potato bagger is a girl that has a nice face, but an unattractive body. A potato bag race involves pulling a potato bag over the majority of your body while trying to hop to a finish line. From this game, evolved the name "Potato Bagger". It suggests that a girl with an unattractive body but a decent face should consider wearing a potato bag over her body while only revealing her face.
Tom: "Did you see the new girl they hired?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's definitely a potato bagger."
by Spaghetti Batman April 23, 2013
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potato cannon

A helpful utensil used for blowing holes in stuff, yeeting siblings OOOUUUUUUUT OOOOOFF YYEEEEEERR LIIIFE... get Rek-t sibling...
SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT U WITH ME POTATO CANNON.
by The Rek-r November 21, 2019
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