Pizza Theory

When some one states that they prefer one thing but leave it open that they do not necessarily dislike another of the same subject.

Fred: "I don't know about you guys, but I prefer vag!"

Tim: "I love that you said prefer. Like, I 'prefer' pepperoni pizza, but I'll have other kinds"

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Jake: "That girl will never like me. She says she is in to smart asians"

David: "Just think of the pizza theory"

Jake: "What do you mean?"

David: "Just because she wants Pepperoni doesn't mean she will not enjoy a Hawaiian"

by Stragic1 December 1, 2010

pizza thrash

thrash metal that wants clean white air force ones, just to kick posers with

last night I was at a pizza thrash party, it's why I have such a poser-kicking lust today, also, fuck your Js

by nigel pepper cock October 3, 2020

pizza face

For someone to be a pizza face, there face must be so covered in greece and acne, that it is mistakable for a pizza.

Ryan: yo man mike is such a pizza face hes never gonna talk to a girl for the rest of his life
TJ: yea i know what a cocksucking douche bag, unless he gets rid of that pizza face he aint gonna have any friends left
Mike: Durrrr im the next hugh heghner. i already rented dancing midgets for my cage. you wana video tape my cat on your dog?

by Jake E. September 1, 2006

pizza face

someones face that has a lot of pimples on it

shut up! pizza face.

by jovy August 27, 2003

racist pizza

Another name for white pizza.

How come there's no black pizza?

"Excuse me, this pizza has red sauce on it. I want to request a racist pizza. I don't trust anything that's not white"

by Zac(no h) August 11, 2006

pizza tumor

A HUGE ZIT right in the middle of a very red and purple swollen acne face of white heads.

John: Holy G's! Look at the size of that Pizza Tumor on Rubin's face!
Brandon: Ohhh baby! When that bad boy blows its gonna fill buckets.
John: Be Afraid...Be Very Afraid!!!

by CRRS October 30, 2007

Pizza Face

When you 69 with a girl who is on her period. You eat the girls pizza sauce and she eats your cheese and sausage.

Ay yo girl, you wanna make a pizza face with me tonight?

by BoysIsBitches March 10, 2011