The combination of poop and jizz. Either from taking a shit and then masturbating, or getting stabbed in the gooch causing poop and jizz to seep out to form poop jizz.
by Bothagrius January 23, 2011
by Carp00l April 09, 2018
"look at that poop nigga over there"
by 100% a black man January 01, 2021
Noun /po͞op/ /lap/
1. When you cant hold your poop, so you poop through someone else's legs while they are using the toilet.
2. When two people who love each other decide to become closer by sitting and shitting together.
1. When you cant hold your poop, so you poop through someone else's legs while they are using the toilet.
2. When two people who love each other decide to become closer by sitting and shitting together.
Will and cece are poop lapping, don't go in the bathroom.
My dad was on the can, but I had to go so bad I poop lapped him.
My dad was on the can, but I had to go so bad I poop lapped him.
by DaveHasslehoffsBoo May 05, 2019
by Nikkihour December 17, 2014
When you force your buttocks into another person's buttocks and carefully defecate so that your poop goes into the other person's anus. More traumatizing than actual rape because the victim must poop out the rapist's poop.
When I was done beating the shit out of John for not flushing the toilet, I realized I still had to take a dump, so I pulled down his pants and poop raped him. That should've showed him I'm serious.
by Sadie Enward October 21, 2021
A slang term for an annoying friend, or sibling. It is silly, yet negative. It is the perfect thing to call dumb, annoying people.
by Queen Danyelle December 29, 2014