dead relationship

a relationship that is over. Completely destroyed with no chance of recovery.

Remember that girl I used to date, yeah well thats a dead relationship. Now she'sjust a voice in my head.

by notwiththebs August 6, 2014

Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.

Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half

by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016

Dead ass

Dead ass means you’re dead serious or you’re really serious or you’re just serious or your jus... It just means straight facts or for real. K.

Person 1 : yo this is some good cake
Person 2: DEAD ASS bruh

by Your average joe mamma November 12, 2019

The Dead Lights

3 floating nightlights that make you do what the creepy clown says.
don not buy.

person - did you know that pennywises true form is a spider.
Me - no thats wrong his true form is the dead lights.

by Omanis December 14, 2019

Dead Chicken

When a chicken is no longer living, it is dead. I hope your chicken is dead

I have no life

CHOP,
Billy: Jenny, the chicken is dead along with our father
Jenny: That chicken is very dead... WOW
Billy: Ya that chicken is dead and is no longer living so it is a Dead Chicken

by LovedemCHICKENS May 29, 2019

Dead blow

A dead blow is a blow job so good she keeps sucking after you cum and literally sucks the life out of you.

Man did you hear how Matt died?

Yeah man he got a dead blow from joshes girlfriend

by That’s a hammer June 1, 2018

double dead

When you kill someone because they died.

"If you die I'm gonna kill you"
"But I'll already be dead"
"Yea, you'll be double dead"

by Rogers.alias June 4, 2018