tear goggles

Similar to beer goggles. The drunk at a party, bar, etc. who seems to think everybody wants to hear his sob story. Also will usually get emotional and tell you over and over again "I love you man", "he doesn't deserve you", etc..

Drunk: (in slurred drunk talk) "listen damn it you're an awesome, beautiful woman and your boyfriend doesn't deserve you" or " did I ever tell you how much I love you man, I'm serious, love you like a brother.

Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.

by aldeshsa December 15, 2010

Trail of tears

When you or another individual gives or receives an indian burn to your or someone elses penis until they ejaculate.

"Dude she totally sent me on the trail of tears last night!"

by EdgeLordy96 March 15, 2019

Nerd Tears

"Nerd Tears" is basically another way of saying someone is "Geeking Out" particularly nerds that are fans of all kinds of pop culture rather it be fan service or nostalgic connections appearing in their favorite media.

"I know this is lame but I broke down into Nerd Tears when I saw Hayden Christensen reprising his role as Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker in the new Obi-Wan Kenobi series".

"Seeing the fan casting of John Krasinski as Mister Fantastic in Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness was a dream come true, it brought me to Nerd Tears in the theater opening night".

by Butter Toons June 1, 2022

acid tears

Acid tears are tears that you cry when you are peaking on acid during an insanely amazing trip you are having

Bro, this acid is so good, look I have acid tears.

by Fir3B1Rd July 23, 2022

pants tear

Tears of satisfaction following the act of ejaculating in one's trousers. Most likely occurring with very little sexual stimulus.

He was so turned on my himself he was covered in pants tears.

by Filth June 4, 2016

tear da beasie

Verb: to kill someone, to get another tear drop

If he gonna play round im'a tear da beasie

by finigan March 31, 2007

Tear jerker

Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.

I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry

by Nathaniel Jameson April 7, 2015