White Girl Tears

Something people tell crying white people when they don't care about how they feel. Typically because they want to go hang out with their friends instead of helping

Person 1: I'm crying because I'm upset about what you did
Kevin: Oh, those are just white girl tears. You've benefitted too much from white privilege too much to cry about anything. I'm going to leave and hang out with my friends now

by prscelf January 03, 2024

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Pope’s tear

The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.

Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear

by Tillers December 28, 2023

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giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain

Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die

by Oopsksksks February 21, 2021

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Beaver Tears

A female lingo for masturbation, or Jilling for when females squirt

Yesterday I had beaver tears from Jilling so hard

by Jinkies! Kinky Pinky July 08, 2018

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ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 11, 2019

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