Dangle-titty

Old people have dangle-titty , meaning your titties hang lower than your rib cage.

“That person has a dangle-titty, ew”

by Toe_muncher August 25, 2022

Titty sprinkels

The act of adding a dash of your favorite condiment or decoration on some stout nips in order to really set off the flavor.

Sarah's great but she could really use some titty sprinkels

by a man of greatness May 8, 2015

Titty vision

Harnessing all your focus into seeing through a woman’s cloths

Hey man did you hear Noah naw threw Britney’s shirt with titty vision

by SaggyLadyLumps69 January 5, 2021

titty murf

A camel toe and wedgie variant when a shirt gets wedged into the underside of ones breast and is slowly consumed by any additional motion.

Joey is so fat, any time he sits down he starts developing a titty murf!

by not_gsand May 20, 2014

Diabetes Titties

Huge, floppy, fat titties, usually accompanied by skinny legs and ass. This body can only be attained through years of cigarette smoking, convenience store eating and Medicade. Preference of drink usually includes a fruity boxed wine. Meals consist of any encased meat on a bleached flour bun or a cream based casserole. Sketchers footwear preferred.

That bitch at the VFW had some nice ole diabetes titties. Then I seen her skinny legs wrapped around the bar stool.

by Section 8 pope June 18, 2015

titty pinch

A small amount of something

Will: Come on! You can't just give me another titty pinch of weed?
Noah: You were only supposed to get an eighth and I gave you 4 grams! I'm not going to give you another .1 because you'll just ask for more!

by 1will2000will1 June 8, 2021

boner titties

Titties that give a man a boner.

I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.

by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017