boner titties

Titties that give a man a boner.

I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.

by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017

Submarine Titties

Long, saggy, and rectangular boobs that are primarily found on the elderly.

Nurse 1: Oh shit! Miss Parker fell down the stairs again!
Nurse 2: Thats just her submarine titties in the way again.

by DjAllDay December 23, 2020

liams tittys

damn

liams tittys: damn

by heilhitIer September 10, 2021

Tough titty

In old Texan it means, "It's not that bad", "It could be worse", or "Make the best of it."

The saying in Texas that's been around for generations goes, "Tough titty said the kitty, but the milk's still good."

The titty may not be perfect, but you've got milk so stop complaining.

Son: "They messed up my order and put mayonnaise on my burger."

Dad: "Well, son...tough titty...scrape it off and eat the rest of it."

by JTM24 September 16, 2021

Titty Susan

Also more commonly know as TTSOOSN or the upcoming third bleachers album “Take The Sadness Out Of Saturday Night.”

Jack still hasn’t acknowledged the meme culture of titty susan

by keyweers July 15, 2021

Titty baby

A grown ass man who’s babied by his mother.

Wait so he’s 45 still living with his mom?

Yea he’s a titty baby.

by Janztek June 26, 2021

Humid-a-tittie

Irritation to the undercarriage of the female breast due to the combined effects of environmental heat, tight under garments and dim titties being plump AF.

Common Side Effects: Tender red patches in the folds of the breast, tit zits, chest wetness, a general sense of irritability.

Not so rare, serious side effects: Placing any absorbent material in the cleavage crook, going braless in the office, asking for a divorce.

When to call a Doctor: Serious consideration of a breast reduction.

Either Rebecca missed her mouth at the water fountain again or she’s got a severe case of humid-a-tittie.

by AmeDame July 9, 2021