office carrier

A person who is regularly sick. Instead of staying home to tend their illness, they bring their sickness into the office and spread it. These people tend to have children, the ultimate carrier.

Jane, the office carrier, decided to be selfish and work today, despite being sick as a dog.

by laebshade November 11, 2016

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Senior officer

Someone that doesn't get to where they are by mistake, or on accident.

Someone who makes a lot of mistakes or accidents on the job usually doesn't keep their job too long, so a senior officer without a history of making mistakes or doing things on accident wouldn't shoot somebody on accident either.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

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blue office

A dumb ass programm for generating cancer. Often in use for the word aids.

person1: Fuck, it's Friday, do you already did your daily cancer?
person2: do you mean blue office? nah, i did'nt

by urbanair November 6, 2017

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Office dweller

A lingering office fart

Be careful I just gave birth to a office dweller

Is that a office dweller I smell?

by Koreyduff January 13, 2020

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Holice officer

A holice officer or badge bunny is a woman who has a strong fetish for men in law enforcement and are addicted to police porn.

Pros:
1) fetish is available 24 hours a day!

2) cops have a high sex drive
3) easily remember their number since it's only 3 digits
4) the cops HAVE to come to you if you do something illegal to get his attention

Cons:
1) possible chance of police brutality
2) very risky for the cop, it's not if you stfu
3) most cops thinks it's setup

A holice officer is a police officer's best friend

by dawnmusic December 27, 2022

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