by thehelix June 2, 2010
Get the not too fussed mug.The act of suffocating one's self with a waist belt in such a way so as to guarantee the complete lack of sexual arousal.
Stephen Colbert's Vasca line of pharmaceuticals, from Prescott Pharmaceuticals, is proud to introduce the Vasca Band. A belt that you place around your neck that constricts your esophagus to prevent finishing your entree and crushes your trachea so you can't order dessert.
Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.
Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.
by Anti-paradoxical May 18, 2011
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by chen new July 26, 2015
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Get the not my scene mug.Why Not You Academy, formerly known as Cascade Academy is a charter high school that had recently opened at the time of this post. This school has an incredibly high minority count of students. Almost no white people are existent. They are rarer than shiny Pokémon. If you a white person in Why Not You Academy it will be much harder to fit in. This school preaches on diversity and progressivism, ironically, students use homophobic and racial slurs often, you will hear the n-word said every millisecond you are there. Teachers there don't get paid enough to deal with the shitty students. Allegedly causing one of the teachers there to resign. Students there are lazy as fuck and disrespect teachers to the point where you can't help but feel sorry for them. If you are ever in a group project prepare to do most of the work, if you are lucky, you will have one shitty person to work with, but if you are unlucky, prepare to be overwhelmed and have a stroke. Actually, don't worry, if you are one of the lazy students you will be granted very generous leniency, if you have late work, they won't mark you off for it, they even make the work easier for you in some cases. Mfs can't learn for shit. But if you are an opportunist, you will thrive in this environment. Some lazy students are willing to pay to get their homework done. I guess some money can be made off of the lazy and lame. But I don't recommend to ask where they get their money from though. (Ignorance is bliss)
by Drachen November 27, 2021
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Male: Uhh babe... wake up! Right Here... Sleep Rubs!!! Off!! Come on...
Female: (lying on stomach with arms above head, mumbling and obvious that tomorrow will produce no recollection of said event) Uhh, It's not going to happen...
Female: (lying on stomach with arms above head, mumbling and obvious that tomorrow will produce no recollection of said event) Uhh, It's not going to happen...
by Trixie-Ness Strikes Again January 1, 2008
Get the It's not going to happen... mug.A response from a girl (that doesnt have free minutes on her cell phone plan) to a guy that wants her number
Guy-Hey sexy, why dont you give me your number so we can bang.
Girl-Sorry, but you're not worth my minutes.
Girl-Sorry, but you're not worth my minutes.
by ting ting lover December 2, 2009
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