by Mr_Mogus August 22, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates With butting ABout THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025

The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.
Mark: Jim? What's wrong??
Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.
Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?
Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.
Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!
Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!
Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.
Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.
Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?
Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.
Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!
Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!
Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.
by Penis Alota August 6, 2024

A way of one saying “in the house” or not in the house. So another way of saying. We don’t have any paper in the house
I don’t know happen to have pipe cleaners knockin' about the gaf
Do you have any batteries knockin’ about the gaf
Do you have any batteries knockin’ about the gaf
by hmystergeneral September 27, 2020

To relinquish hope in someone or that something good or just will happen to relieve one's stress and worry and just live on as happily as possible without compromising your own morals and controlling only what you can control in your own, infinitesimal, local context.
Synonyms: "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
Antonyms: "We shall never surrender!"
Synonyms: "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
Antonyms: "We shall never surrender!"
James: I heard Man City's 115 charges will see them relegated!
Andrew: James, forget about Marquinhos.
Andrew: James, forget about Marquinhos.
by Flamini's Journal June 5, 2024

No one gives a fuck about what your birthday shows on urban dictionary first the names and now this shit, like I’m tired seeing these on my story’s
by Tim Tams November 24, 2021
