Crackle Nuts

1: A term used to define the sounds made when a person spills rice crispies on their testicles.

2: Often used to describe the appearance of the testicles after being in the bathtub too long.

Billy had a bad case of Crackle Nuts.

by b0nd007 October 17, 2006

nut castle

Nut Castle is what happens when Taylor finishes on Andrews mom and leaves with White Castle sliders.

Poor Andrews mom totally got nut castled last night.

by Nut castle June 24, 2020

Swamp Nuts

When a person (male) reframes from showering for a long period of time and starts to develop a unbearable smell around their nut sack. On rare occasions stinging around the balls may also occur

Lindsey was about to give Chris some dome until she smelled his swamp nuts.

by Charliebrown909 April 6, 2015

Skinny Nuts

Skinny Nuts are the opposite of Fat Nuts, often being small and somewhat shriveled up

Bruh, That dude has some Skinny Nuts

by whittyhenson September 6, 2021

ninja nut

Nutting in a public place, undetected

Man I got away with a ninja nut yesterday.

by Nick6302 August 10, 2017

grug nuts

a man with unusually hairy balls

girl; i was with freddy the other night, and i found out he had grug nuts. i ran away as fast as i could.

by nympho004 March 18, 2007

phantom nut

the act of telling your partner your gonna cum, and then spitting on your partners back, and as they turn around blowing your load in there eyes, blinding them and taking off into the night.

1. Last night i met some whore at the bar and then gave her a phantom nut and made off with her car.

2. Who knows, what fear lurks in the heart of women, only the Phantom Nut knows.

by blueberry bandit July 28, 2008