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Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.
“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”
by Skronx July 5, 2021
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You want cream with that?

A play on the phrase, "You want fries with that?". It is a reference to a girl that is as easy to get as fastfood with as many diseases as fastfood has too. The cream in the phrase refers to cream that is used to get rid of STDs.
Tim: I think I'm going to ask Julie on a date man.
Old Greg: You want cream with that?
Tim: Huh?
Old Greg: Do you want cream for all the STDs she's going to give you?
Tim: What are you talking about?
Old Greg: Dude, Julie is a mad hoe.
Tim: Fuck that's shitty, but thanks for warning me bro.
by Young&Wild December 19, 2011
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scratch not itch want

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.
One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.
by ad-92129 March 26, 2011
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Want but think

A way to justify that your a genuis when predicting results of professional sporting competition.
Rick: Who do you think will win the 2011 NBA finals?

Steve: I want the Mavs to win but I think the Heat will win.

Rick: Don't give me that 'want but think' bullshit. If you were to bet money, who would you put it on?

Steve: ...
by Mav 2011 NBA Champs November 6, 2011
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What your going to want to do guy

That guy (or gal)! Typically a neighbor. Always knows YOUR best course of action. Appears less intelligent than the "what I would have done" guy (usually not on location).
Whilst trying to figure out the assembly of a swing set you nosy neighbor peeks in to explain the obvious. Once again he proves to be the ultimate what your going to want to do guy.
by Reginald Peterson August 23, 2011
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Just Want To Bite It

It is so saucy, you just want to bite it!
"Those clout goggles look delicious I Just Want To Bite It fam"
by PhatPhnya November 19, 2018
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I just want to hug you

It's a politer way to tell someone that you just want to fuck them
by Idk man, something January 8, 2019
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