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Metal Mouth

The sexual act of giving a robot or any other long metal appendage a blowjob.
Robert wanted to suck C-3PO's golden cock, so he experienced metal mouth.
by GoldInSilver March 16, 2017
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Shovel mouth

Expression of discontent in which the bottom lip and jaw slightly protrude and the top curls a bit in an almost Elvis Presley style.
I told her she was going to have to take that business elsewhere and she gave me the shovel mouth.
by D. Dubya July 12, 2015
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mouth shag

grats on yer mouth shag the night, man points on their way!
by Niz-69 January 24, 2012
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mouth queef

When somebody makes a queef noise from their mouth.
Does not have to be sexual, can refer to any weird noised form the mouth.
Madison mouth queefed when she was sucking her fingers.
by super_blumpkin April 26, 2010
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Mojave Mouth

A condition one gets when they are so desperate for a boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are beyond merely "thirsty." Their mouth is figuratively as dry as the Mojave Desert.
Bro #1 "Man, that chick is thirsty! That's a turnoff bro!"

Bro#2 "Tell me about it, that chick has straight up Mojave Mouth! I thought I saw a tumble weed fall out!"
by Dutch McFly August 31, 2013
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grouper-mouth

A man or a woman who is defined by a wide downturned fish mouth on their face. Literally un-escapable fish mouth.
Oh fuck me Johnny! Bettah get out your bag of croutons, because here comes "grouper-mouth" Janet.
by Fizban Albrite October 27, 2020
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Birth mouth

My birth mouth was so chapped after a run.
by wormburner August 1, 2016
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