holly martin

holly martin is not a vsco girl

‘oh my god! is that a bird? is that a plane? no its holly martin’

by tiktokismyjam September 15, 2019

Martin

Martin- the only nig*a to send dick pic’s of others dicks. Secretly gay, has a girlfriend out of state so she can’t catch his gayness.

Look it’s Martin, you know he’s gay right?

by Jokes 6969 October 28, 2021

Martin Pain

*Martin pain*

Verb: Martin pain

Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances

2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case

Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows *The Martin pain*_

by Novak_Jak December 3, 2021

REAGAN MARTIN

RUDEST GIRL I KNOW SHE IS SO MEAN AND SUCH A BULLY SHE PUSHES PEOPLE INTO LOCKERS AND STALKS 5TH GRADERS DO NOT BE FRIENDS WITH HER

ew ur such a reagan martin dont be like that.

by dfugshfghu October 23, 2019

Chris Martin

Quality football player

He’s so good . That Chris Martin is so good

by Duck go to go to go hi May 18, 2020

Martin

Is the HOTTEST person on the planet and has a cock 2 meters long. He can walk right up to a girl, say hi and she’ll immediately start sucking his dick. A Martin also knows everything there is to know. He has an iq of 300000. Some people prefer to him as GOD.

Person 1: Hey what is gods name?
Person 2: His name is Martin.

by martinthegod69420 November 21, 2021

Martin

Tall, strong, dark, confident, and handsome, with a charming personality. At the end of the day, Martin will always be by your side and there to put a smile on your face with his witty jokes or great advice. Described as strong and silent, suggesting that he is sensible enough to speak only when it was absolutely necessary or when its the right time. Polite and kind to all, Martin is someone who can fit in with everyone and always seem comfortable. He might seem intimidating at first but truly underneath his attractive appearance he is someone who you can talk to anything about. Top of his class and captain on the field, Martin is quite talented yet his biggest strength is his humility which you would never know because he wouldn't ever tell you. He always keeps his head down and is mature about his achievements and strengths even when his friends are not. When he talks, everyone faces him, as if they want to be his friend or get to know him. Martin is truly one of the best people you are ever going to meet and if you have the chance to talk to him then take it.

Sarah: There goes Martin again, I wish I had the courage to talk to him
Whitney: You gotta meet him, he's really the best and it wont be long until he's taken
Sarah: Alright here goes nothing

by gluteusmaximus69420 July 26, 2021