The Market Bishop

Some guy who finds himself trading on discord, why he started at age 12 is a whole other story. Apparently he is Indian, so he I have heard rumors that he own several scam call centers so I would personally buy call leaps on those. He also sells 1 on 1s...so theres that, maybe take put leaps on those. The Market Bishop is also someone who dumbs down everything with trading because he usually only has 2.3 braincells during the average day

Wow, that The Market Bishop has an unusally high winrate percentage...must be all that intel he gets from his call scam centers

by KevinLadka January 22, 2025

Kaine Marked

when your Life becomes a Cursed Blessing

Dude, Im so Kaine Marked.

by Stone Montana May 6, 2025

VP Marketing

The most prestigious position ever made. You will most likely get a ton of work and emails. You are best friends with the one in-charge too.

Hey VP Marketing, did you get the other 20 emails sent today? Better respond or fail.

by Oceancommotionatthebeach June 3, 2025

Hasty Market

Hasty Market is a Canadian convenience store chain. Since the first Hasty Market was opened in 1981 in Hamilton, Ontario, the company has grown to over 150 locations across Ontario. Hasty Market provides the usual convenience store offerings, and at some locations has hot food, smoothies, and more.

Example 1:
"I'm out of milk. Time to go to Hasty Market!"

Example 2:
Guelph resident: "I keep trying to buy eggs, but Cam Guthrie keeps jumping out from behind Hasty Market and stealing all my eggs!"
Cam Guthrie: *sucks egg*

by hailqueensatan July 20, 2025

Trump market

The general economy, or more specifically the stock market, after a leader makes a really stupid decision or announcement after which there is a steep drop just due to perception of the change.

My 401(k) balance looked great for retirement until the Trump market after the president said he would add tariffs to all other countries for everything, even though that was an obviously horrible idea based on the market response and his own waffling later on the decision.

by Dchilder August 7, 2025

job market

A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!

Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?

by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025

Prediction Market

A marketplace where people trade shares in the outcome of future events — basically, a stock market for opinions. Prices move based on what traders believe will happen, from “Will it rain tomorrow?” to “Will Minnesota finally win a championship?”

It’s where degens, data nerds, and wannabe Nostradamuses collide — except now, it’s not just politics and crypto. Platforms like Kalshi, BettorEdge, and Polymarket are bringing prediction markets to sports, letting fans actually buy and sell belief instead of betting against the house.

“Bro, I just made $50 predicting the Patriots wouldn’t blow a fourth-quarter lead on prediction markets.

Guess I’m officially a market analyst now.”

by predictin October 14, 2025