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Marios

Marios is the guy always reading non educational books but studies only when he is taking exams. He wears glasses and cannot decide how to make his hair so he gets a yee-yee-ass haircut. He is calm but when he is in a good mood he spams with jokes and laughs screaming. He is the right guy to tell the sins that you have done but he will make jokes about it. He is an atheist and also he is suicidal.
If someone tells you a very bad secret and you ask them to commit suicide with you immediately you are a Marios.
by Andy asian cousin November 20, 2021
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MARIO

A "italian" character in a video game. Has a partner called Luigi.
Oh look, its MARIO!
Do you want to play MARIO?
by Lovewords321 April 28, 2017
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Mario

your so mario

this means short
you god damn mario boy
by THE REAL DD February 28, 2022
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Mario

An Italian-American plumber named after the land lord of Shigeru Miyamoto back in the early 80's, Mario, originally a carpenter, fights evil creatures such as: Donkey Kong (they later become friends), Koopas (bad turtles ruled by King Koopa more commonly called Bowser), goombas (evil mushroomesque fellows), piranha plants, and many more.

Mario's younger brother, Luigi, and he own a small plumbing business in Brooklyn. They were once summoned to an emercengy plumbing problem at which they were required to fix a shower. Upon completion of the task, both of the brothers were sucked into the shower head and transported undergroung. Thus begun their adventures. IN the beginning, all they had to do was jump on turtles ad crabs that came out of pipes, but later they were magically transported to another world. They came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Here it was that they had to rescue the princess and fight the evil hordes of Bowser's army. Mario and Luigi both can use numerous powers such as: a cape, the toonooki, the frog suit, the star, fireballs, metal cap, and many more. They also have a dinosaur buddy named Yoshi that they ride upon and force to consume enemies and berry-like fruits
Oh no Mario, not them mushrooms again!

Mario better fix that plumbing or I'll shove 'em wrenches where the sun don' shine!
by seabohrium May 28, 2021
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Mario Work Gear

Work Gear for sale: Overalls, Gloves, Shirts, Hats, Ect.
I get my clothes from Mario Work Gear
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SUPER MARIO 64

First time: ok
Second time: lil sus
Third time: SUPER MARIO 64 SUS!!
by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 February 25, 2021
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Mario Dick

When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.
Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick
by Vvvvvvvvvviagra42069 May 21, 2019
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