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mary milktoes
1. A woman who tries to presents herself as a virgin mary.
2. A woman who is naive.
3. A woman who will find good even in a serial killer.
2. A woman who is naive.
3. A woman who will find good even in a serial killer.
Well let me tell you, she's no Mary Milktoes.
Here comes Ms. Mary Milktoes, with an apple for the teacher.
Here comes Ms. Mary Milktoes, with an apple for the teacher.
mary milktoes by Shade Territory November 30, 2020
Mary and Chris
The literal definition of soulmates.
I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.
They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!
Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.
They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!
Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!
Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!
Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
Mary and Chris by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021
Mary Hauger
Mary Hauger by lildhiaj January 31, 2021
Mary D
Mary is a very pretty and smart girl. She's usually very tall but her height is amazing. Everyone wants to be her and the boys are all in love with her. She is polite but will kill you if you do something wrong. But either way she loves all her friends and would do anything for them
Person 1: Who is that she's really tall and pretty
Person 2: Oh thats just Mary D
Person 3: I wish I wear Mary D
Person 1 and 2: Saammmeee
Person 2: Oh thats just Mary D
Person 3: I wish I wear Mary D
Person 1 and 2: Saammmeee
Mary D by heyyyyyyyboo February 1, 2021