Get the Anna-Mariamug. Maria is a girl who can steal a man from u any second. She is like a hyper active tiger who is always on a hunt. U remember scar from the Lion King?! It’s her
Fira: You should chose: me or Maria
Batman: I told u I choose you
*maria comes into the room*
Batman: sorry, I lied, I chose her
Maria: *smiles*
Batman: I told u I choose you
*maria comes into the room*
Batman: sorry, I lied, I chose her
Maria: *smiles*
by Lady Gaga lol July 27, 2022
Get the Mariamug. by thattrustableguy May 12, 2023
Get the maria gabriellamug. Despite she is a nun she is a hot milf with curly hair. She has such an amazing bunda. She is a skinny af but has a good sexy waist. She usually likes to read the bible while she is having the best sex of her life. At the first moment she doesn't like to open his mouth but with time she would learn to enjoy the good things of life.
by 123ahdkwkq June 21, 2022
Get the Maria luisamug. Most known for being the most random girl god created, Maria Almeida is a girl your friends are jealous of.
Because she is super comfortable around pretty much everyone and when she wants to she can really be thoughtful, kind and understandable. She likes all kind of music, so her most liked vibes for songs are, horny vibe and chill vibe.
Her favorite programming language is C and loves Sebo de Gamer.
Does not like gym guys because she claims they have small dicks, dad bods are more her style.
Because she is super comfortable around pretty much everyone and when she wants to she can really be thoughtful, kind and understandable. She likes all kind of music, so her most liked vibes for songs are, horny vibe and chill vibe.
Her favorite programming language is C and loves Sebo de Gamer.
Does not like gym guys because she claims they have small dicks, dad bods are more her style.
boy1: Yesterday i met the most random girl yet, but she seemed pretty cool, talked about Sebo de Gamer.
boy2:I guess you finally meet Maria Almeida.
boy1: this is going to a be a start of a wonderful friendship :))
boy2:I guess you finally meet Maria Almeida.
boy1: this is going to a be a start of a wonderful friendship :))
by Simplório March 19, 2021
Get the Maria Almeidamug. by kitcatIgoturback February 17, 2023
Get the Mariamug. 