kentucky log splinter

When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.

the night was amazing until she gave me a Kentucky Log Splinter

by Quarters December 19, 2016

nig nog log

A penis of african descent.

Girl One: Damn, did you SEEE his nig nog log????
Girl Two: Yeah, girl!!!

by I Was Jen Before You Were August 23, 2008

Rubber ice log

When your partner takes a dump in a condom and you freeze it and put it in his\her anus.

kenny will you rubber ice log me tonight?

by kenwar July 1, 2009

log

Word meaning "lots of giggles". A girly way of saying "lol"

"I think Bon Jovi is realy cute"
"log"

by 5car June 3, 2005

log cabin republican

Gay republican, doesn't make much sense.

Queeny Fag 1: omg I heard that Adam is a Republican!?

Queeny Fag 2: yep, he's a log cabin republican now.

by rzs April 27, 2006

Log onto the Innernet

Happens when you lose control of your bowels.

That frozen burrito went right through me and I logged onto my innernetting.

by James June 30, 2004

big ass log

A huge shit someone put in the toilet

After eating beans

Hey joe did you smell Ryan's big ass log this morning.

by Loopy lamb 11 June 28, 2014